How Much of My Dogs Grooming Can I Do Without Formal Training?

Mary Simpson
by Mary Simpson

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With two Schnoodles and a Miniature Schnauzer, grooming costs can take a big bite out of my budget. And like many pet owners with dogs in need of regular clipping, I not only considered the do-it-yourself option during COVID, but I jumped in with both feet. Yes, grooming kit and all, I clipped and shaved with guesswork guiding me, because I had no choice. The results? Rough to say the least, with my go-to response to other dog owners being “at least they’re cooler now”.


Of course, once quarantines were lifted, I was happy to let the professionals take over, but my foray into grooming did make me wonder if, by doing some of the “clean-up” work myself, I could extend the duration between those pricey haircuts. The easy stuff, like ear cleaning, bath and blow dry, nail trimming.


The truth is, with the right equipment, I can, and it starts with a good brushing. And we’re talking a serious clean-up with the sole goal being to remove tangles and the bits of debris your pooch has collected over the past week or so. Legs, ears, paws, torso, beak… it all gets a thorough once-over.


If you’re dealing with a double-coated dog or those with longer, heavier fur, you will want a de-shedding dog brush that can quickly break down tangles and matts. This option from Maxpower Planet is double-sided, has a nine-tooth rake to work through the matting and a 17-tooth side that helps thin out the hair and begin the de-shedding process.


Now, not all brushes are suitable for all dogs, and while the Maxpower Planet brush is perfect for heavy, dense fur, it’s not what you would use on smaller dogs with thinner coats. While you still want something effective at getting out the dirt and debris, using a double-sided pin brush with a wide-set pin side for detangling and a softer, bristle side to clean and ready your pet’s coat for the next step in your grooming journey, is the way to go. I love this hemp bristle option from Burt’s Bees because it’s not only lightweight but perfectly sized to work around the face, ears, legs, and underbelly without feeling cumbersome to you and invasive to your pet.


After a thorough brushing, it’s time for bathing, and you choosing the right products for this part of the process is important. Remember, dogs have 300 million olfactory glands compared to our 6 million, so reaching for your own heavily scented shampoos and conditioners is not only a poor choice in terms of your dog’s skin health (they have a higher pH level and harsher soaps can disrupt skin acid levels making it prone to dryness and infection) but the smell can be a heavy irritant that makes him resistant to future bath sessions.


While there are myriad options specifically formulated to meet a dog’s needs, this tearless dog shampoo from Burt’s Bees is one of the best. Made without chemical detergents, phthalates, parabens, sulphates, colorants and dyes, it’s also fragrance-free and has an easy-rinse, low-lather consistency that all dogs will appreciate because I’ve yet to meet a pooch that wants to sit in a bathtub any longer than necessary. Gentle, effective, and a great opportunity to keep the grooming process positive.

Now, this next part can make or break how successful your home-groom journey progresses. It’s the blow-dry process that can turn your dog into a show-worthy specimen… or not. The trick is not to resort to using your personal hand-held blow dryer but to invest in a dryer specifically designed for drying dogs. Options like this low-noise hand-held fur dryer from Shelandy are the way to go. Full, 2400-watt power gets the job done quickly with a powerful airflow that ranges up to 135 mph. Add a long, 7-foot hose that’s perfect for maneuvering around your dog, and four differently sized nozzles – including one with thick teeth for working through dense fur – means you can get into all those nooks and crannies that need a little extra attention.


If you’re like me and have a dog with dark-colored nails, trimming them can become the longest part of the grooming process because you can’t see the sensitive quicks. And with my dogs not liking their feet being touched to begin with, it’s always hard to tell if the flinches and yips are because of touching or that I’ve actually hurt them. Alas, it’s still a necessary part of keeping your dog’s feet healthy and pain-free, so finding a solution that you’re both cool with is a must-do. So, why not forego the clippers and opt for a dog nail grinder? They’re safe, simple to use and this option offers two speeds (low and high) so you can work at your pet’s preferred pace. Quiet-running with low-vibration, they’re the perfect way to keep nail length in check between grooms.


Let’s talk ears. Particularly long- and floppy-eared pooches who can be prone to yeast infections when air circulation is minimal and moisture builds. If your dog tends to have chronically smelly ears, using a moist pad to gently remove wax build up and the resulting residue will help reduce odors; however, opting for hypoallergenic dog ear wipes that are alcohol-free and textured for maximum effectiveness is the most effective option. When your pet has serious ear canal buildup, choose a gentle, veterinary-formulated ear cleaner that goes directly into his ear canal to help break down buildup and reduce odor.


And the cherry on top has to be that fresh-from-the-groomer scent your pooch is parading around at the end of the session. For a soft, scented finish, you can’t beat the instant impact of a simple spritz of pet cologne. This baby powder scent option from Bodhi is not only ideal for controlling dank dog odor between baths, but it also acts as a natural conditioner and detangler in between baths.


Now let’s talk massages!

Mary Simpson
Mary Simpson

Sharing space with three seriously judgy Schnoodles and 2 felines who prefers to be left alone. #LivingMyBestLife

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